I don't think he's played a game of badminton in his life, but if someone goads him into it, he may try...then get competitive once he gets the hang of it.

YEAH I NOTICED THAT TOO LATE. That's what I get for swiftly skimming the posts on my break at work...sob. I'll probably give him the animal one and have him affected by the gravity, since he's the kind of asshole who'd still try to get up.

stubborn as a fucking bull and just as ornery